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This is the game of Villages and Pirates played on 2017 March 17.

== Characters ==
* [[Shooster]] - Drake - Dragon Knight - 100 HP
* [[Chopstick]] - Hammy - Rogue - 25 HP
* [[Space Ace]] - Squatachles - Monk 100 HP
* [[Chariotman]] - Maro - Templar/Mage = 75 HP
* [[skayser4]] - Herpies - Alchemist - 25hp
* [[PatPeter]] - Futanari/Mage - 100 HP

== Synopsis ==
=== Round 1 ===
:1. shooster takes old ladys checker piece and shoots guard in face with it, implodes his head
:2. chopstick magic store shit and piss
:3. space awaken dumbbells https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
:4. chariot gets bubble shield and holy sword, goes to stables, gets ride http://www.wowhead.com/item=13262/ashbringer
:5. Mimi gets a hard light sword like fate stay excalibur http://68.media.tumblr.com/0b515a998b4acc27a05d15b257a82f3c/tumblr_o8bsz1vWG81smzgcuo1_500.jpg
:6. blew up with tnt alchemist shop
:7. futanari tries to enter town and end town watch

=== Round 2 ===
:8. dragon knight tries to shake down sandwich knight for magic items and then goes hunting for old lady
:9. sandwich knight takes magic liquid controlling spoon and knife magic cut food and people. panicks horse that breaks leg and kills it
:10. squatachles tries to pick up ox cart , collapses under weight, 5 damage
:11. maro infuses squat with power to pull ox cart ; choppy, space, mimi, chariot go southwest
:12. aerie tries to seduce knight, he rejects taking horse as taking je
:13. roll 13, kill all alchemists
:14. -19 HP futa drawbridge sewer

=== Round 3 ===
:15. travels southwest to avoid archers, makes his way over wall
:16. gets syphillus -1, travels to hospital
:17. goes to gym, plays awaken, crusaders in gym ignore him
:18. Palor, strength, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelor speech to crusaders lieutenant
:19. gets transport back to town
:20. working her way out of sewers

=== Round 4 ===
:21. shooster travels home, uses 6 movement crests
:22. -9 points, neurosyphillus, healing ointment failed
:23. gets all templars shirtless and swoll
:24. becomes commander of templars and starts moving north
:25. tries to get into castle
:26. try to trip mimi ,fall in moat

=== Round 5 ===
:22. shooster gets to city of his people, tall rotating tower with diamond and blue gem rotating, his dragon powers are seeping. drake is jealous of maro. space is traveling with siege weapons northward. maro rolled 1 will, shooster 6, maro set up camp
:23. chopstick no damage 1/2 chicken wing
:24. gets swoll and convinces all of chariot's army to become swoll
:25. summons apparition that spooks his troops and the infidels are aware of
:26. mimi tries to get into castle by seducing town guard and fails
:27. tried to seduce gay town guard, kicked in balls

=== Round 6 ===
:28. will roll on chariot, he's immune for attack, pigeon goes to center town, shooster in center town
:29. tried to get healed by chariot, failed, yells out retarded things
:30. builds temple out of siege weapons for swoll men
:31. chariot converts the entire infidel cities to his rule Kingdom of the Pillar Men, monk and templar order, order of the Lift. must approach the bench.
:32. mimi falls in moat takes 10 damage
:33. drawbridge, shit piss sewer

=== Round 7 ===
:34. shooster rolls pigeon to get guards to let mimi in, people go back to town
:35. drolling sandwich
:36. finished temple, back equipment, worship Broden the Swoll Father
:37. attacking shadow beasts
:38. mimi found 15 year old https://stuepse.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/harry.jpg prince, can't marry him
:39. -5 health in brig of castle

=== Round 8 ===
:40. shooster rolls for charisma, building catapult
:41. gives speech, they mishear
:42. shadowbeasts in city, rotate planet by a quarter through squatting
:43. shadowbeasts with parents
:44. got dragon blade
:45. lost in forest

=== Round 9 ===
:46. starts assault on dark tower
:47. becomes a panini rogue, completely healed, no neurosyphillis anymore
:48. went to swolehala, ascended his entire army
:49. walks off http://img11.deviantart.net/2eb9/i/2017/075/f/2/commission__wow_troma_by_laulaubi-db2ja9p.png
:50. Rides dragon off into the West to help

== Notes ==
* Shooster might take guardian dragon sword in castle
* Shooster sent chariot in right direction by accident

=== Server Logs ===
<19:10:06> You switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<19:10:06> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: FPS Games] was assigned to "PatPeter" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:11:20> You are now known as "FutanariMage 100 HP"
<19:14:40> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 100 HP"
<19:15:11> "Chopstick" is now known as "Hammy/rogue 25 hp"
<19:15:22> "Chariot" is now known as "Maro Brightbane TemplarMage HP"
<19:15:41> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 69 HP"
<19:15:52> "Aerie" is now known as "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP"
<19:15:56> "skayser4" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "FPS Games"
<19:15:56> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "skayser4" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:15:58> "skayser4" switched from channel "FPS Games" to "OverMimi"
<19:15:58> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "skayser4" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:16:05> "Maro Brightbane TemplarMage HP" is now known as "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP"
<19:16:07> "Shoostah" is now known as "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp"
<19:16:10> "SpaceAce" is now known as "Squatachles (Hp 100hp)"
<19:16:19> "skayser4" is now known as "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp"
<19:17:17> "Shiva" was moved from channel "OverMimi" to "Dead by Daylight" by "Squatachles (Hp 100hp)"
<19:17:17> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:17:19> "Shiva" was moved from channel "Dead by Daylight" to "Tom Clancy's Rainbow SixÂ® Siege" by "Futanari/Mage 69 HP"
<19:17:19> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:17:43> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Dead by Daylight"
<19:17:43> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: FPS Games] was assigned to "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:17:48> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" switched from channel "Dead by Daylight" to "OverMimi"
<19:17:48> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: FPS Games] was assigned to "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:22:47> "Squatachles (Hp 100hp)" is now known as "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)"
<19:23:31> "Sox207" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<19:23:31> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Sox207" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:23:40> "CrabShell" disconnected (leaving)
<19:23:47> "Sox207" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<19:23:47> Channel group "Channel Admin" was assigned to "Sox207" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:24:29> "CrabShell" connected to channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours"
<19:24:34> "CrabShell" switched from channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours" to "Religious Propaganda"
<19:24:34> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "CrabShell" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:25:27> "Deadman" dropped (connection lost)
<19:25:27> "SuperND" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<19:25:27> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:25:52> "Deadman" connected to channel "Starbound"
<19:25:53> "SuperND" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Starbound"
<19:25:53> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:29:05> "H1Z1" switched from channel "Tom Clancy's Rainbow SixÂ® Siege" to "Religious Propaganda"
<19:29:05> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "H1Z1" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:30:59> "Deadman" disconnected (....TS3 Android....)
<19:45:29> "H1Z1" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Tom Clancy's Rainbow SixÂ® Siege"
<19:45:29> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "H1Z1" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<19:46:46> "H1Z1" disconnected (leaving)
<19:55:47> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)" is now known as "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)"
<20:03:21> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp" disconnected (leaving)
<20:09:40> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 50 HP"
<20:11:48> "H1Z1" connected to channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours"
<20:11:55> "H1Z1" switched from channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:11:55> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "H1Z1" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:16:15> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" is now known as "Hammy/rogue 24 hp"
<20:16:18> "H1Z1" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<20:16:18> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "H1Z1" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:19:00> "H1Z1" is now known as "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP"
<20:19:11> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:19:11> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:23:00> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<20:23:00> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:27:43> "SuperND" switched from channel "Starbound" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:27:43> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:27:50> "shadeeye" connected to channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours"
<20:27:56> "shadeeye" switched from channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:27:56> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "shadeeye" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:36:26> "SuperND" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<20:36:26> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:36:36> "Hammy/rogue 24 hp" is now known as "Hammy/rogue 15 hp"
<20:38:20> "SuperND" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:38:20> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:40:36> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:40:36> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:45:29> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 45 HP"
<20:52:50> "Shiva" switched from channel "Tom Clancy's Rainbow SixÂ® Siege" to "OverMimi"
<20:52:50> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:52:58> "Shiva" was moved from channel "OverMimi" to "Tom Clancy's Rainbow SixÂ® Siege" by "Hammy/rogue 15 hp"
<20:52:58> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:53:01> "Shiva" switched from channel "Tom Clancy's Rainbow SixÂ® Siege" to "OverMimi"
<20:53:01> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:53:25> "SuperND" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Phantasy Star Online 2 Inc. LLc. â„¢ Â©"
<20:53:25> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: MMO/RPG/Action Games] was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:53:29> "SuperND" switched from channel "Phantasy Star Online 2 Inc. LLc. â„¢ Â©" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:53:29> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:54:09> "SuperND" was moved from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Foreskin Restoration" by "Sox207"
<20:54:09> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<20:54:14> "SuperND" switched from channel "Foreskin Restoration" to "Religious Propaganda"
<20:54:14> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:01:50> "Shiva" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Streaming (CH1)"
<21:01:50> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:11:20> "shadeeye" disconnected (leaving)
<21:12:26> "Shiva" disconnected (leaving)
<21:21:34> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<21:21:34> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:22:09> "SuperND" was moved from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Foreskin Restoration" by "Sox207"
<21:22:09> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:22:10> "SuperND" switched from channel "Foreskin Restoration" to "Religious Propaganda"
<21:22:10> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:22:18> "SuperND" was moved from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi" by "Sox207"
<21:22:18> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:22:20> "SuperND" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<21:22:20> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:22:38> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP" is now known as "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP"
<21:25:34> "SuperND" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Starbound"
<21:25:34> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:29:53> "Sox207" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<21:29:53> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Sox207" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:31:19> "Shiryu / ???" was moved from channel "Starbound" to "Monster Hunter" by "SuperND"
<21:31:19> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiryu / ???" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:31:22> "Shiryu / ???" was moved from channel "Monster Hunter" to "Starbound" by "SuperND"
<21:31:22> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiryu / ???" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:31:27> "Sox207" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<21:31:27> Channel group "Channel Admin" was assigned to "Sox207" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:34:01> "SuperND" switched from channel "Starbound" to "Religious Propaganda"
<21:34:01> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:34:32> "SuperND" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "Starbound"
<21:34:32> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "SuperND" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:35:46> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Religious Propaganda"
<21:35:46> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:42:03> "Shiva" connected to channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours"
<21:42:10> "Shiva" switched from channel "Amazon Might Shut Down Server Few Hours" to "OverMimi"
<21:42:10> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:43:09> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 40 HP"
<21:44:59> "Shiva" switched from channel "OverMimi" to "Streaming (CH1)"
<21:44:59> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Shiva" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<21:52:59> "Aoryu" disconnected (leaving)
<22:03:00> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp" is now known as "Hammy/rogue 25 hp"
<22:07:05> "Shiva" disconnected (leaving)
<22:14:06> "Khan" switched from channel "Space Exploration (AFK)" to "Religious Propaganda"
<22:14:06> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Khan" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<22:17:21> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp" is now known as "Shoostah"
<22:18:02> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP" is now known as "Aerie"
<22:20:40> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" is now known as "Chopstick"
<22:20:43> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)" is now known as "Space Ace"
<22:21:44> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<22:21:44> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<22:22:50> "CrabShell" disconnected (leaving)
<22:26:18> "Sox207" switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
<22:26:18> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Sox207" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<22:26:50> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP" is now known as "Chariot"
<22:31:46> You were moved from channel "OverMimi" to "Tom Clancy's Rainbow SixÂ® Siege" by "Sox207"
<22:31:46> Channel group "Channel Admin" was assigned to "Futanari/Mage 40 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<22:31:48> You were moved from channel "Tom Clancy's Rainbow SixÂ® Siege" to "OverMimi" by "Sox207"
<22:31:48> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: FPS Games] was assigned to "Futanari/Mage 40 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".

=== Logs ===
<19:16:27> You poked "SuperND" with message: You playing?
<19:16:52> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3e/ee/79/3eee79459a8ff240d0db5049f70824dc.jpg
<19:17:21> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<19:17:21> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<19:17:25> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": https://www.google.com/search?q=dragon+knight&safe=strict&rlz=1C1MSIM_enUS564US564&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiC05a9497SAhUFchQKHe1iCjUQ_AUIBigB&biw=1390&bih=790#safe=strict&tbm=isch&q=dragon+knight+dnd&*&imgrc=ZuR2A2DQwIGxtM:
<19:21:27> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<19:21:27> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<19:23:02> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp": (1d20)
<19:23:02> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Hammy/rogue 25 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<19:25:24> "SuperND": cant play, mom nearby, she'll be asking what the fuck im saying
<19:25:38> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": grow a pair ND
<19:25:46> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": have your mom join
<19:28:45> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)": (1d20)
<19:28:45> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<19:29:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
<19:31:13> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": https://www.myteamspeak.com/
<19:35:04> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": What is the name for the add on, it should be in your options>add-on section
<19:35:13> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": Pat^^^^^
<19:36:24> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<19:36:24> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<19:40:13> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": http://68.media.tumblr.com/0b515a998b4acc27a05d15b257a82f3c/tumblr_o8bsz1vWG81smzgcuo1_500.jpg
<19:42:08> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<19:42:08> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<19:45:19> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": (1d20)
<19:45:19> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Herpies; alchemist; 25hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<19:47:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": (1d20)
<19:47:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Futanari/Mage 69 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<19:50:18> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<19:50:18> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<19:53:40> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp": (1d20)
<19:53:40> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Hammy/rogue 25 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<19:55:06> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)": (1d20)
<19:55:06> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<19:57:12> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<19:57:12> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<20:02:56> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": (1d20)
<20:02:56> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Herpies; alchemist; 25hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
4
<20:03:11> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": (1d20)
<20:03:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Herpies; alchemist; 25hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:07:40> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<20:07:40> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:08:52> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": (1d20)
<20:08:52> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Futanari/Mage 69 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<20:10:05> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": ROUND 3
<20:12:45> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<20:12:45> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<20:15:33> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp": (1d20)
<20:15:33> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Hammy/rogue 25 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<20:18:26> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
<20:18:36> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
<20:18:42> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<20:18:42> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<20:21:58> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:21:58> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:22:46> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": Commander Kursk
<20:24:04> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelor
<20:26:56> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<20:26:56> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:29:31> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": (1d20)
<20:29:31> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Futanari/Mage 50 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:31:01> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:31:01> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
2
<20:32:50> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": ^ will roll
<20:34:12> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<20:34:12> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:35:38> "Hammy/rogue 24 hp": (1d20)
<20:35:38> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Hammy/rogue 24 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<20:38:42> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": d mortem, inimicus!
<20:38:49> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<20:38:49> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<20:40:12> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:40:12> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
19
<20:44:18> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<20:44:18> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
11
<20:45:07> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": (1d20)
<20:45:07> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Futanari/Mage 50 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
7
<20:49:03> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:49:03> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<20:49:17> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": ^ will roll
<20:50:15> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<20:50:15> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
6
<20:54:42> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<20:54:42> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<20:56:57> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<20:56:57> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<21:02:56> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:02:56> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
4
<21:05:25> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<21:05:25> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
7
<21:07:03> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<21:07:03> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<21:09:26> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:09:27> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<21:10:10> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": ^ will roll
<21:10:18> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<21:10:18> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<21:12:31> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<21:12:32> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<21:14:48> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<21:14:48> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<21:17:24> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:17:24> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<21:22:04> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<21:22:04> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
4
<21:22:09> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP": Pat, remember when you had that beard? Someone stole your look in 1995 (give or take a year or two), Look at my Avatar
<21:25:22> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<21:25:22> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
2
<21:26:42> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<21:26:42> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<21:29:06> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<21:29:06> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
7
<21:29:58> "Sox207": pat
<21:30:15> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<21:30:15> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<21:30:26> "Sox207": https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=44&v=zzfVIGs1w6Q
<21:33:48> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:33:48> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
12
<21:36:14> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP": (1d20)
<21:36:14> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP] rolled the dice (1d20) :
11
<21:36:25> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": https://www.google.com/search?q=Ugly+looking+prince&safe=strict&rlz=1C1MSIM_enUS564US564&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjJ3YnJgt_SAhXI0RoKHWx_AskQ_AUIBigB&biw=993&bih=790#imgrc=wVzgCeXv7dcobM:
<21:41:19> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": ^ charisma roll, make it 1d10 next time
<21:41:59> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP": (1d20)
<21:41:59> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
10
<21:42:40> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<21:42:40> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
6
<21:45:56> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d10)
<21:45:56> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d10):
3
<21:47:44> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": ^ charisma roll
<21:48:40> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<21:48:40> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<21:50:25> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<21:50:25> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20) :
9
<21:51:34> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<21:51:34> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<21:53:18> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:53:18> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
19
<21:56:50> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": (1d20)
<21:56:50> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Futanari/Mage 40 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<21:59:06> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": (1d20)
<21:59:06> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Futanari/Mage 40 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<22:00:22> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<22:00:22> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
12
<22:02:46> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<22:02:46> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<22:04:50> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": http://i.imgur.com/JvFzlvT.gifv
<22:05:26> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<22:05:26> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<22:10:12> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": http://img11.deviantart.net/2eb9/i/2017/075/f/2/commission__wow_troma_by_laulaubi-db2ja9p.png
<22:10:56> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<22:10:56> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<22:12:44> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP": (1d20)
<22:12:44> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
2
<22:14:03> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": (1d20)
<22:14:03> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Futanari/Mage 40 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
5
<22:14:12> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMk2X5eDYFU

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 * [[Space Ace]] - Squatachles - Monk 100 HP
 * [[Chariotman]] - Maro - Templar/Mage = 75 HP
 * [[skayser4]] - Herpies - Alchemist - 25hp
-* [[PatPeter]] - Futanari/Mage - 100 HP
+* [[PatPeter]] - Itou Aya - Futanari/Mage - 100 HP
 == Synopsis ==
 === Round 1 ===
-:1. shooster takes old ladys checker piece and shoots guard in face with it, implodes his head
+:1. Drake - (20) Takes old ladys checker piece and shoots guard in face with it, implodes his head
-:2. chopstick magic store shit and piss
+:2. Hammy - (20) Breaks into the Magic Items section of the nearest weapons shop and causes the shopkeeper to piss and shit all over himself in fear.
-:3. space awaken dumbbells https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
+:3. Squatachles - space awaken dumbbells https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
-:4. chariot gets bubble shield and holy sword, goes to stables, gets ride http://www.wowhead.com/item=13262/ashbringer
+:4. Maro - gets bubble shield and holy sword, goes to stables, gets ride http://www.wowhead.com/item=13262/ashbringer
-:5. Mimi gets a hard light sword like fate stay excalibur http://68.media.tumblr.com/0b515a998b4acc27a05d15b257a82f3c/tumblr_o8bsz1vWG81smzgcuo1_500.jpg
+:5. Aerie - gets a hard light sword like fate stay excalibur http://68.media.tumblr.com/0b515a998b4acc27a05d15b257a82f3c/tumblr_o8bsz1vWG81smzgcuo1_500.jpg
-:6. blew up with tnt alchemist shop
+:6. Herpies - blew up with tnt alchemist shop
-:7. futanari tries to enter town and end town watch
+:7. Aya - tries to enter town and end town watch
 === Round 2 ===
-:8. dragon knight tries to shake down sandwich knight for magic items and then goes hunting for old lady
+:8. Drake - dragon knight tries to shake down sandwich knight for magic items and then goes hunting for old lady
-:9. sandwich knight takes magic liquid controlling spoon and knife magic cut food and people. panicks horse that breaks leg and kills it
+:9. Hammy - sandwich knight takes magic liquid controlling spoon and knife magic cut food and people. panicks horse that breaks leg and kills it
-:10. squatachles tries to pick up ox cart , collapses under weight, 5 damage
+:10. Squatachles - tries to pick up ox cart , collapses under weight, 5 damage
-:11. maro infuses squat with power to pull ox cart ; choppy, space, mimi, chariot go southwest
+:11. Maro - maro infuses squat with power to pull ox cart ; choppy, space, mimi, chariot go southwest
-:12. aerie tries to seduce knight, he rejects taking horse as taking je
+:12. Aerie - aerie tries to seduce knight, he rejects taking horse as taking je
-:13. roll 13, kill all alchemists
+:13. Herpies - roll 13, kill all alchemists
-:14. -19 HP futa drawbridge sewer
+:14. Aya - -19 HP futa drawbridge sewer
 === Round 3 ===
-:15. travels southwest to avoid archers, makes his way over wall
+:15. Drake - travels southwest to avoid archers, makes his way over wall
-:16. gets syphillus -1, travels to hospital
+:16. Hammy - gets syphillus -1, travels to hospital
-:17. goes to gym, plays awaken, crusaders in gym ignore him
+:17. Squatachles - goes to gym, plays awaken, crusaders in gym ignore him
-:18. Palor, strength, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelor speech to crusaders lieutenant
+:18. Maro - Palor, strength, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelor speech to crusaders lieutenant
-:19. gets transport back to town
+:19. Aerie - gets transport back to town
-:20. working her way out of sewers
+:20. Aya - working her way out of sewers
 === Round 4 ===
-:21. shooster travels home, uses 6 movement crests
+:21. Drake - travels home, uses 6 movement crests
-:22. -9 points, neurosyphillus, healing ointment failed
+:22. Hammy - -9 points, neurosyphillus, healing ointment failed
-:23. gets all templars shirtless and swoll
+:23. Squatachles - gets all templars shirtless and swoll
-:24. becomes commander of templars and starts moving north
+:24. Maro - becomes commander of templars and starts moving north
-:25. tries to get into castle
+:25. Aerie - tries to get into castle
-:26. try to trip mimi ,fall in moat
+:26. Aya - try to trip mimi ,fall in moat
 === Round 5 ===
-:22. shooster gets to city of his people, tall rotating tower with diamond and blue gem rotating, his dragon powers are seeping. drake is jealous of maro. space is traveling with siege weapons northward. maro rolled 1 will, shooster 6, maro set up camp
+:22. Drake - shooster gets to city of his people, tall rotating tower with diamond and blue gem rotating, his dragon powers are seeping. drake is jealous of maro. space is traveling with siege weapons northward. maro rolled 1 will, shooster 6, maro set up camp
-:23. chopstick no damage 1/2 chicken wing
+:23. Hammy - chopstick no damage 1/2 chicken wing
-:24. gets swoll and convinces all of chariot's army to become swoll
+:24. Squatachles - gets swoll and convinces all of chariot's army to become swoll
-:25. summons apparition that spooks his troops and the infidels are aware of
+:25. Maro - summons apparition that spooks his troops and the infidels are aware of
-:26. mimi tries to get into castle by seducing town guard and fails
+:26. Aerie - mimi tries to get into castle by seducing town guard and fails
-:27. tried to seduce gay town guard, kicked in balls
+:27. Aya - tried to seduce gay town guard, kicked in balls
 === Round 6 ===
-:28. will roll on chariot, he's immune for attack, pigeon goes to center town, shooster in center town
+:28. Drake - will roll on chariot, he's immune for attack, pigeon goes to center town, shooster in center town
-:29. tried to get healed by chariot, failed, yells out retarded things
+:29. Hammy - tried to get healed by chariot, failed, yells out retarded things
-:30. builds temple out of siege weapons for swoll men
+:30. Squatachles - builds temple out of siege weapons for swoll men
-:31. chariot converts the entire infidel cities to his rule Kingdom of the Pillar Men, monk and templar order, order of the Lift. must approach the bench.
+:31. Maro - chariot converts the entire infidel cities to his rule Kingdom of the Pillar Men, monk and templar order, order of the Lift. must approach the bench.
-:32. mimi falls in moat takes 10 damage
+:32. Aerie - mimi falls in moat takes 10 damage
-:33. drawbridge, shit piss sewer
+:33. Aya - drawbridge, shit piss sewer
 === Round 7 ===
-:34. shooster rolls pigeon to get guards to let mimi in, people go back to town
+:34. Drake - shooster rolls pigeon to get guards to let mimi in, people go back to town
-:35. drolling sandwich
+:35. Hammy - drolling sandwich
-:36. finished temple, back equipment, worship Broden the Swoll Father
+:36. Squatachles - finished temple, back equipment, worship Broden the Swoll Father
-:37. attacking shadow beasts
+:37. Maro - attacking shadow beasts
-:38. mimi found 15 year old https://stuepse.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/harry.jpg prince, can't marry him
+:38. Aerie - mimi found 15 year old https://stuepse.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/harry.jpg prince, can't marry him
-:39. -5 health in brig of castle
+:39. Aya - -5 health in brig of castle
 === Round 8 ===
-:40. shooster rolls for charisma, building catapult
+:40. Drake - shooster rolls for charisma, building catapult
-:41. gives speech, they mishear
+:41. Hammy - gives speech, they mishear
-:42. shadowbeasts in city, rotate planet by a quarter through squatting
+:42. Squatachles - shadowbeasts in city, rotate planet by a quarter through squatting
-:43. shadowbeasts with parents
+:43. Maro - shadowbeasts with parents
-:44. got dragon blade
+:44. Aerie - got dragon blade
-:45. lost in forest
+:45. Aya - lost in forest
 === Round 9 ===
-:46. starts assault on dark tower
+:46. Drake - starts assault on dark tower
-:47. becomes a panini rogue, completely healed, no neurosyphillis anymore
+:47. Hammy - becomes a panini rogue, completely healed, no neurosyphillis anymore
-:48. went to swolehala, ascended his entire army
+:48. Squatachles - went to swolehala, ascended his entire army
-:49. walks off  http://img11.deviantart.net/2eb9/i/2017/075/f/2/commission__wow_troma_by_laulaubi-db2ja9p.png
+:49. Maro - walks off  http://img11.deviantart.net/2eb9/i/2017/075/f/2/commission__wow_troma_by_laulaubi-db2ja9p.png
-:50. Rides dragon off into the West to help
+:50. Aerie - Rides dragon off into the West to help
 == Notes ==

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 === Server Logs ===
 <19:10:06> You switched from channel "Religious Propaganda" to "OverMimi"
 <19:10:06> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: FPS Games] was assigned to "PatPeter" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
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 <22:31:48> You were moved from channel "Tom Clancy's Rainbow SixÂ® Siege" to "OverMimi" by "Sox207"
 <22:31:48> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: FPS Games] was assigned to "Futanari/Mage 40 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
 === Logs ===
 <19:16:27> You poked "SuperND" with message: You playing?
 <19:16:52> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3e/ee/79/3eee79459a8ff240d0db5049f70824dc.jpg
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 <22:14:12> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMk2X5eDYFU
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