Villages and Pirates/2017 March 17

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This is the game of Villages and Pirates played on 2017 March 17.

Characters

Synopsis

Round 1

1. Drake - (20) Takes old ladys checker piece and shoots guard in face with it, implodes his head
2. Hammy - (20) Breaks into the Magic Items section of the nearest weapons shop and causes the shopkeeper to piss and shit all over himself in fear.
3. Squatachles - space awaken dumbbells https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
4. Maro - gets bubble shield and holy sword, goes to stables, gets ride http://www.wowhead.com/item=13262/ashbringer
5. Aerie - gets a hard light sword like fate stay excalibur http://68.media.tumblr.com/0b515a998b4acc27a05d15b257a82f3c/tumblr_o8bsz1vWG81smzgcuo1_500.jpg
6. Herpies - blew up with tnt alchemist shop
7. Aya - tries to enter town and end town watch

Round 2

8. Drake - dragon knight tries to shake down sandwich knight for magic items and then goes hunting for old lady
9. Hammy - sandwich knight takes magic liquid controlling spoon and knife magic cut food and people. panicks horse that breaks leg and kills it
10. Squatachles - tries to pick up ox cart , collapses under weight, 5 damage
11. Maro - maro infuses squat with power to pull ox cart ; choppy, space, mimi, chariot go southwest
12. Aerie - aerie tries to seduce knight, he rejects taking horse as taking je
13. Herpies - roll 13, kill all alchemists
14. Aya - -19 HP futa drawbridge sewer

Round 3

15. Drake - travels southwest to avoid archers, makes his way over wall
16. Hammy - gets syphillus -1, travels to hospital
17. Squatachles - goes to gym, plays awaken, crusaders in gym ignore him
18. Maro - Palor, strength, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelor speech to crusaders lieutenant
19. Aerie - gets transport back to town
20. Aya - working her way out of sewers

Round 4

21. Drake - travels home, uses 6 movement crests
22. Hammy - -9 points, neurosyphillus, healing ointment failed
23. Squatachles - gets all templars shirtless and swoll
24. Maro - becomes commander of templars and starts moving north
25. Aerie - tries to get into castle
26. Aya - try to trip mimi ,fall in moat

Round 5

22. Drake - shooster gets to city of his people, tall rotating tower with diamond and blue gem rotating, his dragon powers are seeping. drake is jealous of maro. space is traveling with siege weapons northward. maro rolled 1 will, shooster 6, maro set up camp
23. Hammy - chopstick no damage 1/2 chicken wing
24. Squatachles - gets swoll and convinces all of chariot's army to become swoll
25. Maro - summons apparition that spooks his troops and the infidels are aware of
26. Aerie - mimi tries to get into castle by seducing town guard and fails
27. Aya - tried to seduce gay town guard, kicked in balls

Round 6

28. Drake - will roll on chariot, he's immune for attack, pigeon goes to center town, shooster in center town
29. Hammy - tried to get healed by chariot, failed, yells out retarded things
30. Squatachles - builds temple out of siege weapons for swoll men
31. Maro - chariot converts the entire infidel cities to his rule Kingdom of the Pillar Men, monk and templar order, order of the Lift. must approach the bench.
32. Aerie - mimi falls in moat takes 10 damage
33. Aya - drawbridge, shit piss sewer

Round 7

34. Drake - shooster rolls pigeon to get guards to let mimi in, people go back to town
35. Hammy - drolling sandwich
36. Squatachles - finished temple, back equipment, worship Broden the Swoll Father
37. Maro - attacking shadow beasts
38. Aerie - mimi found 15 year old https://stuepse.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/harry.jpg prince, can't marry him
39. Aya - -5 health in brig of castle

Round 8

40. Drake - shooster rolls for charisma, building catapult
41. Hammy - gives speech, they mishear
42. Squatachles - shadowbeasts in city, rotate planet by a quarter through squatting
43. Maro - shadowbeasts with parents
44. Aerie - got dragon blade
45. Aya - lost in forest

Round 9

46. Drake - starts assault on dark tower
47. Hammy - becomes a panini rogue, completely healed, no neurosyphillis anymore
48. Squatachles - went to swolehala, ascended his entire army
49. Maro - walks off http://img11.deviantart.net/2eb9/i/2017/075/f/2/commission__wow_troma_by_laulaubi-db2ja9p.png
50. Aerie - Rides dragon off into the West to help
51. Aya - Traveled through the breach in the wall and discovered the newest threat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMk2X5eDYFU

Notes

  • Shooster might take guardian dragon sword in castle
  • Shooster sent chariot in right direction by accident

Server Logs

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<19:11:20> You are now known as "FutanariMage 100 HP"
<19:14:40> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 100 HP"
<19:15:11> "Chopstick" is now known as "Hammy/rogue 25 hp"
<19:15:22> "Chariot" is now known as "Maro Brightbane TemplarMage HP"
<19:15:41> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 69 HP"
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<21:43:09> You are now known as "Futanari/Mage 40 HP"
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<22:17:21> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp" is now known as "Shoostah"
<22:18:02> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP" is now known as "Aerie"
<22:20:40> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp" is now known as "Chopstick"
<22:20:43> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)" is now known as "Space Ace"
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<22:26:50> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP" is now known as "Chariot"
<22:31:46> You were moved from channel "OverMimi" to "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege" by "Sox207" 
<22:31:46> Channel group "Channel Admin" was assigned to "Futanari/Mage 40 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".
<22:31:48> You were moved from channel "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege" to "OverMimi" by "Sox207" 
<22:31:48> Channel group "Channel Admin" [Inherited from: FPS Games] was assigned to "Futanari/Mage 40 HP" by "Universal Gaming Alliance".

Logs

<19:16:27> You poked "SuperND" with message: You playing?
<19:16:52> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3e/ee/79/3eee79459a8ff240d0db5049f70824dc.jpg
<19:17:21> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<19:17:21> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<19:17:25> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": https://www.google.com/search?q=dragon+knight&safe=strict&rlz=1C1MSIM_enUS564US564&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiC05a9497SAhUFchQKHe1iCjUQ_AUIBigB&biw=1390&bih=790#safe=strict&tbm=isch&q=dragon+knight+dnd&*&imgrc=ZuR2A2DQwIGxtM:
<19:21:27> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<19:21:27> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<19:23:02> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp": (1d20)
<19:23:02> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Hammy/rogue 25 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<19:25:24> "SuperND": cant play, mom nearby, she'll be asking what the fuck im saying
<19:25:38> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": grow a pair ND
<19:25:46> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": have your mom join
<19:28:45> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)": (1d20)
<19:28:45> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<19:29:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
<19:31:13> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": https://www.myteamspeak.com/
<19:35:04> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": What is the name for the add on, it should be in your options>add-on section
<19:35:13> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": Pat^^^^^
<19:36:24> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<19:36:24> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<19:40:13> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": http://68.media.tumblr.com/0b515a998b4acc27a05d15b257a82f3c/tumblr_o8bsz1vWG81smzgcuo1_500.jpg
<19:42:08> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<19:42:08> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<19:45:19> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": (1d20)
<19:45:19> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Herpies; alchemist; 25hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<19:47:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": (1d20)
<19:47:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Futanari/Mage 69 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<19:50:18> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<19:50:18> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<19:53:40> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp": (1d20)
<19:53:40> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Hammy/rogue 25 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<19:55:06> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)": (1d20)
<19:55:06> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 100hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<19:57:12> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<19:57:12> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<20:02:56> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": (1d20)
<20:02:56> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Herpies; alchemist; 25hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
4
<20:03:11> "Herpies; alchemist; 25hp": (1d20)
<20:03:11> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Herpies; alchemist; 25hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:07:40> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<20:07:40> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:08:52> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": (1d20)
<20:08:52> "Futanari/Mage 69 HP": [Futanari/Mage 69 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<20:10:05> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": ROUND 3
<20:12:45> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<20:12:45> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<20:15:33> "Hammy/rogue 25 hp": (1d20)
<20:15:33> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Hammy/rogue 25 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<20:18:26> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
<20:18:36> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
<20:18:42> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<20:18:42> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
17
<20:21:58> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:21:58> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:22:46> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": Commander Kursk
<20:24:04> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelor
<20:26:56> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<20:26:56> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:29:31> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": (1d20)
<20:29:31> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Futanari/Mage 50 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:31:01> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:31:01> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
2
<20:32:50> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": ^ will roll
<20:34:12> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<20:34:12> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<20:35:38> "Hammy/rogue 24 hp": (1d20)
<20:35:38> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Hammy/rogue 24 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<20:38:42> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": d mortem, inimicus!
<20:38:49> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<20:38:49> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
14
<20:40:12> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:40:12> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
19
<20:44:18> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<20:44:18> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
11
<20:45:07> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": (1d20)
<20:45:07> "Futanari/Mage 50 HP": [Futanari/Mage 50 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
7
<20:49:03> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<20:49:03> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
1
<20:49:17> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": ^ will roll
<20:50:15> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<20:50:15> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
6
<20:54:42> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<20:54:42> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<20:56:57> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<20:56:57> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<21:02:56> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:02:56> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
4
<21:05:25> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<21:05:25> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
7
<21:07:03> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<21:07:03> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<21:09:26> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:09:27> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
15
<21:10:10> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": ^ will roll
<21:10:18> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<21:10:18> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
8
<21:12:31> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<21:12:32> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<21:14:48> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<21:14:48> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<21:17:24> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:17:24> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<21:22:04> "Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP": (1d20)
<21:22:04> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 75 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
4
<21:22:09> "Psycho/Ranger 281 HP": Pat, remember when you had that beard? Someone stole your look in 1995 (give or take a year or two), Look at my Avatar
<21:25:22> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<21:25:22> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
2
<21:26:42> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<21:26:42> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<21:29:06> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<21:29:06> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
7
<21:29:58> "Sox207": pat
<21:30:15> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<21:30:15> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
9
<21:30:26> "Sox207": https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=44&v=zzfVIGs1w6Q
<21:33:48> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:33:48> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
12
<21:36:14> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP": (1d20)
<21:36:14> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP] rolled the dice (1d20) :
11
<21:36:25> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": https://www.google.com/search?q=Ugly+looking+prince&safe=strict&rlz=1C1MSIM_enUS564US564&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjJ3YnJgt_SAhXI0RoKHWx_AskQ_AUIBigB&biw=993&bih=790#imgrc=wVzgCeXv7dcobM:
<21:41:19> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": ^ charisma roll, make it 1d10 next time
<21:41:59> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP": (1d20)
<21:41:59> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
10
<21:42:40> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": (1d20)
<21:42:40> "Futanari/Mage 45 HP": [Futanari/Mage 45 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
6
<21:45:56> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d10)
<21:45:56> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d10):
3
<21:47:44> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": ^ charisma roll
<21:48:40> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<21:48:40> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<21:50:25> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<21:50:25> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20) :
9
<21:51:34> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<21:51:34> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<21:53:18> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<21:53:18> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
19
<21:56:50> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": (1d20)
<21:56:50> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Futanari/Mage 40 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
16
<21:59:06> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": (1d20)
<21:59:06> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Futanari/Mage 40 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
13
<22:00:22> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": (1d20)
<22:00:22> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
12
<22:02:46> "Hammy/rogue 15 hp": (1d20)
<22:02:46> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Hammy/rogue 15 hp] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<22:04:50> "Drake / Dragon Knight 100hp": http://i.imgur.com/JvFzlvT.gifv
<22:05:26> "Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)": (1d20)
<22:05:26> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Squatachles/ Monk (Hp 95hp)] rolled the dice (1d20):
20
<22:10:12> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": http://img11.deviantart.net/2eb9/i/2017/075/f/2/commission__wow_troma_by_laulaubi-db2ja9p.png
<22:10:56> "Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP": (1d20)
<22:10:56> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Maro Templar/Mage 100 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
18
<22:12:44> "Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP": (1d20)
<22:12:44> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Aerie/Rune Blade 65 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
2
<22:14:03> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": (1d20)
<22:14:03> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": [Futanari/Mage 40 HP] rolled the dice (1d20):
5
<22:14:12> "Futanari/Mage 40 HP": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMk2X5eDYFU